I don’t like Sue and Greg. There, I said it. I don’t care if it seems controversial, because RUBBING THEIR HONEYMOON IN MY FACE and not inviting me deserves nothing less!! Look, I hear about a lot of cool honeymoons, and many make me jealous … “Oh great, you’re doing that tour of the west coast of America I’ve always wanted to do, lucky you!” but damn it Sue and Greg, you went to the Singapore grand prix. Without me. WITHOUT ME! And you sent me videos of it. I WANT TO GO SO BAD!!

Anyway, yeah, they got married, at the lush Winters Barns, bravo guys, I’m SOOOO happy for you!!!

And obviously it was a gloriously sunny day. Yeah, lush honeymoon, perfect weather, and they proper love each other too. You know, that horrible genuine happy together love!!

Sue and Greg, you owe me a coffee to make up for the pain.

These 12 are for you. Beautiful swines!!

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